Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on May 22, 1965)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Fanis Christodoulou, the Greek basketball icon who famously said "no thanks" to NBA stardom because, let's face it, souvlaki and sunshine beat burgers and snowstorms any day! Your loyalty to Greece made you a national treasure—though we still wonder how many NBA stars breathed a sigh of relief when you chose home court advantage.

From your unforgettable performances in EuroBasket tournaments to your dazzling moves with Panionios, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you've brought us—and remember: turning down the NBA means you're forever undefeated there!