58 years old (Born on January 31, 1967)
Happy Birthday, Fat Mike! Another year older and still punk rock royalty—clearly aging like fine whiskey (or at least a well-loved vinyl). From your legendary stage antics to the unforgettable tunes you've gifted us over decades, you’ve proven that rebellion never goes out of style. Your recent projects continue to remind everyone why you're not just another pretty face in punk music.Here's hoping this birthday brings as much laughter and chaos as one of your epic shows. May your celebrations be loud enough to annoy neighbors but fun enough they join in anyway. Cheers to more mischief ahead!