Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on December 06, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Federico Puppo! From lighting up the pitch at River Plate in Uruguay to blazing into MLS with Chicago Fire back in 2012, you've always known how to make an entrance. Your goals were as memorable as your celebrations—both equally unpredictable and entertaining!

Here's hoping this birthday finds you scoring big laughs and celebrating like it's stoppage time all over again. May your day be filled with more joy than a last-minute winner against a fierce rival—and fewer yellow cards for excessive cake-eating celebrations.

Cheers to another year of legendary moments both on and off the field!