Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on May 08, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Felix Jones! You're still faster than most of us mere mortals—even if your NFL debut with the Dallas Cowboys back in 2008 feels like yesterday. From blazing past defenders at Arkansas to leaving opponents grasping air on Sundays, you've always had a knack for making speed look effortless.

Here's hoping this birthday finds you dodging cake calories as smoothly as you once sidestepped linebackers. May your agility remain legendary and may life continue handing off success after success—just don't outrun all those candles too quickly; we wouldn't want another fire hazard incident! Cheers to many more touchdowns ahead!