Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on April 05, 1976)

Happy birthday, Fernando Morientes! With headers tougher than algebra and goals sweeter than a Spanish churro, you've dazzled us from Madrid to Liverpool. We still fondly recall your legendary performances with Real Madrid: three Champions League trophies weren't just luck—they were pure magic (and phenomenal hair).

Even after retiring as a player, you stayed close to the beautiful game as an insightful ambassador and respected commentator who effortlessly blends style with class off the pitch. Here's wishing you another year of joy worthy of your finest hat tricks—may all life’s easy tap-ins come gently towards your feet!