Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on June 16, 1986)

Happy birthday, Fernando Muslera! You're the only goalkeeper we know who can effortlessly turn goal posts into fortress walls. While most players age like wine, you seem to age more like cheese—incredibly sharp and always ready for action. Your stunning saves keeping Galatasaray smiling (and your opponents frustrated) earned you Super Lig Goalkeeper of the Year in 2011-2012; it’s clear you're not just blocking shots but also aging gracefully.

Keep guarding those nets wonderfully—even football legends envy your reflexes and style. Remember: birthdays are merely yearly reminders that strikers haven’t found a way past you yet! Cheers!