Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on October 10, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Fernando Santos! From your days dazzling fans in the Primeira Liga to masterminding Greece's national team since 2010, you've proven that soccer wisdom ages like fine wine—getting better and funnier with each passing year. Who else could turn tactical discipline into an art form while keeping a poker face worthy of Vegas?

Here's wishing you another fantastic season filled with memorable victories, fewer nail-biting moments on the sidelines (though we secretly love those), and plenty more reasons for celebratory ouzo shots. Keep inspiring us all—and remember: age is just a number; trophies are forever!