Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on December 13, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Fletcher Cox! Another year older and quarterbacks still tremble at the mere mention of your name. Ever since you stormed onto the NFL scene in 2012 as a first-round pick for the Eagles, you've been flattening offensive lines like pancakes on Sunday morning. Your relentless pursuit helped bring Philly its unforgettable Super Bowl LII victory—making Tom Brady wish he'd stayed home that day.

Here's to more sacks, tackles, and epic celebrations ahead! May your birthday be filled with laughter louder than Lincoln Financial Field after one of your legendary defensive plays. Keep dominating out there; age is just another stat you'll crush effortlessly!