Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on October 26, 1983)

Happy birthday, Francisco Liriano! May your celebrations be as legendary and unpredictable as that devastating slider of yours. From dazzling hitters in Minnesota back in 2005 to dominating the mound with Pittsburgh—especially during that unforgettable 16-win season in 2013—you've always kept batters guessing (and fans cheering).

Here's hoping this year brings you even more strikeouts, fewer walks, and plenty of cake that's easier to handle than your nasty breaking pitches. Enjoy every moment today; after all those innings pitched and bats silenced over the years, you've certainly earned it. Cheers to another fantastic trip around life's bases!