42 years old (Born on April 07, 1983)
Happy birthday, Franck Ribéry! The only footballer who could dribble past defenders faster than we can pronounce "Bayern Munich." From mesmerizing opponents at Allianz Arena to raising trophies like Bundesliga titles and the Champions League in 2013—you’ve given us countless iconic moments. Even your facial expressions after goals deserve their own hall of fame!Age is just a number for legends like you; unlike wine or cheese (both French delicacies), you've always been vintage from day one. May life grant more joy than VAR ever granted penalties. Enjoy today by showing cake no mercy—just as fiercely as those defenses!