Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on April 27, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Frank Catalanotto! Your batting average of .291 wasn't just impressive—it was so reliable they named calculators after your swing. Ever since that first Major League hit with the Detroit Tigers in 1997, pitchers everywhere could only groan whenever "Catalanotto" showed up on their lineup card.

From becoming a consistent force at the plate to keeping baseball fans smiling and guessing for all those seasons, you've given us countless memorable moments (and headaches to opposing teams). May this year bring you happiness off-field as flawless as your hitting record—just don't lose track counting candles like hits!