Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on August 30, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Frank Conniff! May your day be filled with more laughs than a marathon of cheesy sci-fi flicks. Your legendary portrayal as TV's beloved "TV’s Frank" on Mystery Science Theater 3000 has forever cemented you in the hearts (and funny bones) of fans everywhere—proving once and for all that bad movies are best enjoyed when mocked mercilessly.

Here's hoping this year brings even greater success—and fewer rubber-suited monsters chasing after you. Keep bringing joy to audiences through your sharp wit, brilliant writing, and timeless comedic charm; you're truly one-of-a-kind. Happy birthday from everyone who appreciates cinematic absurdity at its finest!