Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on January 10, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Frank Findlay! Celebrating another year of your legendary adventures as the world's biggest dumb ass—truly a title you've embraced with unmatched enthusiasm. Your uncanny ability to turn political debates into comedy gold has brought laughter (and occasional confusion) across New Zealand.

Yet despite your humorous mishaps, we can't overlook your recent success in uniting people from all walks of life—in collective disbelief and amusement. You've proven that sometimes the best way forward is sideways or even backwards!

Here's to you, Frank: may this birthday be filled with cake, laughter and fewer facepalm moments than usual!