Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on January 10, 1938)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Frank "The Big M" Mahovlich! From skating circles around opponents as a star left winger, your dazzling moves from 1957 through 1979 still have goalies waking up in cold sweats. Rumor has it that hockey sticks everywhere are grateful you retired—they couldn't handle any more of those blistering slapshots!

And let's not forget your seamless transition into politics—trading ice rinks for Senate chambers back in '98 was truly impressive. Whether scoring hat tricks or debating policy, you've always been top shelf material. Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter and joy—you've certainly earned it!