Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on June 14, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Fred Funk! May your special day be as perfectly aligned and consistently precise as those legendary fairway shots. Your remarkable victory stride—with eight PGA Tour wins and another eight on the Champions Tour—keeps inspiring golfers everywhere who dream about hitting it straight (or at least keeping their drive out of someone's backyard).

Here's hoping this birthday you swing into celebrations smoother than your renowned golf balls sailing dead center down a narrow fairway. Keep enjoying life with humor that's even sharper than your famously accurate shot; after all, nobody does 'straight shooting' quite like good ol’ Freddy Funk!