Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on May 13, 1956)

Happy Birthday to the incomparable Fred Melamed! From your unforgettable roles in Woody Allen classics like "Husbands and Wives," "Radio Days," and "Crimes and Misdemeanors," you've mastered the art of stealing scenes with wit, charm, and that unmistakable voice. Your performances have always been a delightful blend of sophistication mixed with just enough comedic timing to keep us laughing.

Whether you're navigating neurotic New Yorkers or bringing depth (and humor) into every character you portray, audiences everywhere appreciate your timeless talent. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as you've given moviegoers over decades—minus any existential crises à la Woody Allen films!

Cheers to another year filled with laughter, applause—and hopefully fewer awkward dinner parties than those depicted onscreen!