Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on June 24, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Freddie Brown! You may have been the Bengals' and Vikings' best-kept secret—so well-hidden that even game footage couldn't find you. Your sideline presence was legendary; rumor has it your bench-warming skills single-handedly kept teammates motivated.

But seriously, every team needs a player who can rock a jersey without breaking a sweat—and nobody did it better than you in 2009 and 2010. Here's to celebrating another year of being undefeated on the field (technically true!) and forever holding an impeccable record: zero drops, zero fumbles, zero interceptions!

Cheers to many more years as everyone's favorite invisible MVP!