Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on March 05, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Freddie Roach! You're the only guy who can turn punches into poetry and make champions sweat harder than a turkey on Thanksgiving. From guiding Manny Pacquiao to legendary victories in eight weight divisions, to sharpening Georges St-Pierre's MMA skills—your coaching has packed more punchlines than a comedy roast.

Your gym walls might be covered with championship belts and trophies, but your greatest achievement is surviving decades of fighters' excuses about skipping cardio day. Here's wishing you another year filled with knockout moments—and fewer boxers complaining about early morning runs. Keep bobbing, weaving, laughing (and occasionally ducking birthday cake)!