Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on June 10, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Freddy Garcia! You're still pitching strong in the game of life—though we suspect your fastball might have slowed down just a tad. From dominating hitters as a two-time MLB All-Star to baffling batters with that legendary splitter, you've always known how to keep everyone guessing.

Here's hoping this birthday is filled with more joy than striking out the side or clinching playoff victories. May you celebrate like it's Game 4 of the 2005 World Series all over again—and remember: age is just another stat you're bound to conquer effortlessly. Cheers to many more innings ahead!