Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on July 26, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Fredy Montero! You're the only striker who can score goals smoother than Colombian coffee and make defenders look more confused than tourists trying to dance salsa. From lighting up Seattle Sounders FC with your dazzling footwork to becoming Sporting CP's favorite goal-scoring magician since 2013, you've truly made football fans smile (and opponents cry).

Since joining Colombia’s national team in 2007, you’ve shown us that age is just a number—just like how many times defenders have asked themselves: "Wait...where did he go?" Keep scoring those timeless goals and celebrating birthdays as effortlessly as you find the net!