Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on November 03, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Gabe! You're leveling up faster than a Steam sale empties our wallets. From your legendary days at Microsoft to steering Valve toward gaming greatness—we've cherished every patch update of your epic journey.

Thanks for delivering masterpieces like Half-Life and Portal—seriously, even GLaDOS would be proud. You've conquered bugs in software and silenced skeptics with style (and crowbars!). May the cake today not be a lie, and may this birthday unlock achievements as impressive as your beard collection!

Here's hoping life's next chapter loads quicker than Half-Life 3 ever will—and that's saying something!
Cheers!