Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 13, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Gabriel Agbonlahor! You've always had a knack for scoring goals on the pitch—and apparently off it too. Your legendary hat-trick of expecting three WAGs at once is still unmatched in football folklore; talk about impressive multitasking skills!

But let's not forget your incredible pace and memorable moments with Aston Villa—those lightning-fast runs down the wing left defenders dizzy and fans cheering wildly. Whether it's netting crucial derby-day winners or juggling life's unexpected surprises, you've certainly kept us entertained.

Here's to another year filled with laughter, success (maybe fewer headlines?), and plenty more unforgettable memories. Cheers!