Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on November 25, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Gail! Another year wiser and still delightfully timeless—much like your wit in *The Millennium Book*. Your hilarious yet insightful takes never fail to brighten our days; probably the only person whose sense of humor keeps pace steadily from millennium to millennium.

From triumphs at The New York Times Editorial Board to your charming collaborations with Dan, you've brilliantly captured history one laugh (and thoughtful insight) at a time. May this birthday be filled with endless punchlines, accolades—and perhaps an updated sequel: "Millennium 2 — This Time It’s Personal!" Here's hoping this next orbit around the sun brings you joy as ageless as your legendary commentary.