Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on November 17, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Gale Agbossoumonde! From defending goals in Portugal, Germany, and Sweden to kicking it with Toronto FC in MLS—you've practically collected passport stamps like defenders collect cards. Here's to celebrating the guy whose soccer adventures would make Indiana Jones jealous!

You've always been solid at stopping opponents from scoring—but good luck trying to defend against cake and candles today! May your day be filled with laughter, friends, unforgettable moments—and perhaps fewer yellow cards than usual. Keep enjoying every match the way you play—with heart and humor. Cheers Gale—you're officially advancing into another legendary birthday year!