78 years old (Born on July 24, 1946)
Happy Birthday, Gallagher! May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and—of course—a healthy dose of watermelon smashing. You've turned fruit demolition into an art form; who knew a sledgehammer could become comedy gold? Your iconic "Sledge-O-Matic" routine has splattered its way into our hearts (and onto countless ponchos), proving that humor truly is timeless.From sold-out shows to unforgettable TV specials, you've consistently delivered laughs wrapped in plastic sheeting. Here's hoping this year brings you even more success—and fewer dry-cleaning bills! Keep swinging for the fences (or melons), because nobody does messy hilarity quite like you.