Let's make this birthday one to remember.

95 years old (Born on March 09, 1930)

Happy Birthday Garner Ted Armstrong! Another year older, but your legendary voice remains eternally youthful—still preaching with that enthusiasm and charm we've all come to love. From igniting spirited religious debates on radio airwaves to charming audiences worldwide through your televangelist broadcasts, you've certainly found a way to keep heaven (and fans alike) amused and inspired.

You've spent countless years guiding thousands spiritually while also making us chuckle along the journey; that's no easy feat for any preacher! Here's wishing you another grand orbit around the sun filled with laughter, wisdom—and perhaps fewer confused callers asking if heaven gets cable TV reception.