Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on January 02, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Garrett Stephenson! From your debut with the Orioles in '96 to pitching gems for the Phillies and Cardinals, you've always thrown strikes—and occasionally some curveballs that left batters scratching their heads. Your arm was reliable enough to make hitters nervous but unpredictable enough to keep fans entertained.

Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable as your stellar 16-win season with St. Louis back in 2000—still a highlight reel moment we can't forget! May you celebrate today like it's Game Day: surrounded by cheers, good friends, and plenty of cake (just don't throw it too hard).