61 years old (Born on April 13, 1963)
Happy Birthday, Garry Kasparov! You've conquered chessboards like Alexander the Great conquered lands—swiftly and brilliantly. Watching your intense battles against Deep Blue taught us two things: computers can be annoyingly clever, but only you have perfected that special blend of strategy and intimidating stare.Your legendary duels will always remain timeless; after all, who else could outsmart opponents with charm AND checkmate? May your birthday be filled with joy brighter than a perfectly executed Queen's gambit—and remember—the cake might disappear quickly today because even desserts surrender faster to Kasparov!
Stay brilliant; we hope this year’s moves are purely winning combinations!