Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on March 24, 1956)

Happy birthday, Garry Templeton! The man whose slick glove at shortstop dazzled fans and left hitters scratching their heads. Sure, you might be remembered for the legendary trade with Ozzie Smith, but let's admit it—only a truly talented athlete could ever headline such an unforgettable swap!

Your quick moves on the diamond brought countless standing ovations from crowds who knew they were witnessing defensive artistry in action. Today we celebrate your enduring legacy as one of baseball's most memorable figures—a smooth-fielding star forever etched into sports history.

Here's to many more years filled with laughter (and no trades)!