Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on December 19, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Gary Cahill! You're the only defender who can tackle opponents and birthday cake with equal enthusiasm. Ever since you swapped Bolton Wanderers for Chelsea in 2012, you've been blocking shots like they're friend requests from rival strikers.

From lifting Premier League trophies to winning the Champions League—your career highlights are as solid as your defensive headers. And let's not forget your England debut back in 2010; clearly, even international attackers couldn't resist running straight into your tackles!

Enjoy another year of keeping life's challenges firmly out of goal-scoring range. Here's hoping today brings fewer yellow cards and more cake slices!