Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on May 23, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Gary McCord! From conquering the greens at the Ben Hogan Gateway Open in 1991 to teaching us all how not to embarrass ourselves on a golf course with "Golf for Dummies," you've truly mastered both swings and sarcasm. Your wit is sharper than your wedge shots, and we still chuckle every time we pick up "Just a Range Ball in a Box of Titleists."

Here's hoping this birthday finds you enjoying Southern California sunshine—perhaps perfecting that legendary mustache or giving humorous commentary from somewhere comfortable (and safely away from bunkers). Keep swinging strong; you're forever our favorite golfing guru!