Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on August 03, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Gary Medel! The man who tackles harder than Monday mornings and defends better than my excuses for missing deadlines. From your fierce battles at Sevilla to becoming Cardiff City's midfield warrior, you've shown the world that size doesn't matter when you have passion (and a bit of Chilean spice).

Your legendary performances with Chile's national team since 2007—especially those unforgettable Copa América victories—have made fans cheer louder and opponents tremble in fear. May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and fewer yellow cards this season. Keep sliding into greatness like it's an opponent's ankles!