Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on July 23, 1968)

Happy Birthday to "The Glove," Gary Payton! Your legendary trash talk and lockdown defense made opponents wish they'd stayed home. Who else could guard Michael Jordan, annoy him thoroughly, and still flash that mischievous grin? You turned steals into an art form—so smooth even Picasso would envy your moves.

From Seattle's Supersonics glory days to finally snagging that NBA championship ring with Miami Heat in 2006—you've always been clutch when it mattered most. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter louder than courtside banter and celebrations smoother than your signature crossover. Keep ballin', GP—we salute you!