Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on August 31, 1967)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Gene Hoglan—the Atomic Clock himself! Whether you're blasting beats with Dark Angel, laying down thunderous rhythms for Fear Factory, or bringing metal mayhem alongside Dethklok and Opeth, your drumming has always been faster than our heartbeats after too much coffee.

From epic drum solos that defy physics to grooves heavier than Thor's hammer—your talent continues inspiring generations of headbangers. May this birthday bring you as many smiles as you've given fans worldwide (and hopefully fewer broken sticks). Keep rocking hard enough to shake stages everywhere; here's wishing another year filled with relentless rhythm and endless applause!