Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on July 21, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Geoff Jenkins! You might have retired back in 2008, but Brewers fans still remember your powerful swing and those towering home runs. With the third-most homers in Milwaukee Brewers history, you made sure pitchers had nightmares about facing you at Miller Park.

Even though you're no longer patrolling the outfield, your legacy remains timeless—just like our jokes about how baseballs are still orbiting Earth after your monster hits. Hope your birthday is a grand slam celebration filled with laughter and joy. Cheers to another year of legendary status and memories that never retire!