Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on May 15, 1953)

Happy Birthday, George Brett! Baseball legend and pine tar enthusiast extraordinaire—your incredible career still motivates fans everywhere. We’re talking bat-blazing hits, intense faces at the plate, endless hustles around bases… Oh yes—and that unforgettable 1980 batting title with a .390 average swinging perfection. Rumor has it umpires are *still* checking your bats!

While you’ve electrified stadiums for years (Royal pride forever!), it's those recent achievements off-field—the mentoring guidance and community passion—you truly knocked out of the park.

Here's hoping today keeps you safely away from sticky sports controversies—but drenched entirely in cake frosting instead! Have an amazing day celebrating greatness: yours.