Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on March 31, 1990)

Happy Birthday, George Iloka! From fifth-round pick to fierce starter, you've tackled your way into Bengals fans' hearts since 2013. Your knack for big hits and clutch plays made Sundays unforgettable—opponents still check under their beds at night fearing you'll pop out with another interception!

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as that time you shut down offenses effortlessly. May this year bring more success, laughter, and fewer flags thrown in your direction (though we know refs secretly admire those epic tackles). Keep intercepting life's challenges like they're rookie quarterbacks throwing easy picks! Cheers to many more touchdowns ahead!