38 years old (Born on March 20, 1987)
Happy Birthday, George John! You're the defender who made strikers rethink their career choices since joining FC Dallas in 2009. Remember that epic run to clinch the Western Conference Championship in 2010? Opponents still wake up sweating from nightmares of your tackles!Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as those defensive moves you've showcased on the pitch. May you continue celebrating life with fewer yellow cards and more cake slices—because even defenders deserve a sweet victory once in a while.
Cheers to another year of greatness, George! Keep defending birthdays like they're championship matches—you've got this covered!