Let's make this birthday one to remember.

85 years old (Born on November 16, 1939)

Happy Birthday to the legendary General George Joulwan! Celebrating another year of tactical brilliance and strategic charm, your leadership as Supreme Allied Commander in Europe during the 1990s remains unmatched. Who else could have navigated NATO through post-Cold War complexities with such grace—and still kept a straight face at all those endless briefings?

Your legacy continues to inspire generations who admire not only your military prowess but also that timeless sense of humor you brought into every mission briefing room. May this birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer PowerPoint slides than ever before—because even heroes deserve some downtime!