Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on September 28, 1954)

Happy Birthday, George Lynch! From shredding legendary riffs with Dokken to rocking stages worldwide with Lynch Mob, your guitar solos have melted more faces than global warming. Your fingers move faster than most of us can think—seriously, scientists are still studying how you defy physics.

Whether it's the timeless magic of "Mr. Scary" or recent triumphs like your collaborations and solo projects that keep fans headbanging into the night—you've proven age is just a number (and apparently one you're ignoring). Keep on rockin', George; may your birthday be louder and wilder than an encore at Madison Square Garden!