Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on June 29, 1986)

Happy birthday, George Pisi! Sure, rugby fans loved your epic tackles and dazzling footwork with the Blues back in 2006-2010. You showed a knack for turning defensive lines into confused spectators—especially when opponents discovered you were tougher to grab hold of than soap on wet grass!

But seriously, from fearless fullback runs to leaving defenders stuck like coconuts glued to sand back home in Samoa—you've set standards so high they've become legendary. Here's hoping your celebrations bring fewer bruises than matchday and more smiles than a sold-out stadium.

Wishing you an incredible day filled with laughter (and cake)!