Let's make this birthday one to remember.

89 years old (Born on March 07, 1936)

Happy birthday, Georges Perec! Today we honor a man who boldly banish'd th' most common symbol from his writing. Your novel "La disparition" prov'd that constraints can spark brilliant wit and charm—though rumor has it typists still twitch at your name.

Your playful linguistic gymnastics continu' to inspir' us all. May your day overflow with joy (and vowels of your choosing). Wishing you many mor' yars of succssful xprimnts, puzzling plots, and hilarious wordplay; may you always find ways around life's trickiest constraints!

Cheers to anoth'r yar without limits—or at last only thos limits which amus you most!