Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on April 27, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Georgi Shchennikov! May your celebration today feature fewer yellow cards than usual and far more cake-related assists. From standout tackles to precision crosses as Russia's steadfast left-back since 2012, you've made defending look easier than pronouncing 'Shchennikov'.

Your consistency at the back has brought pride to teams and sleepless nights for right-wingers everywhere—a true Russian fortress roaming down that flank. Here's hoping today's candles pose less threat than speedy forwards; keep enjoying a brilliant career filled with clean sheets, hilarious locker-room moments—and goals memorable enough so even referees crack smiles.

Have an epic birthday worthy of VAR replays!