Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on November 03, 1945)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Gerd Müller, Bayern Munich's unstoppable goal-scoring machine! Your incredible record of 365 Bundesliga goals still leaves defenders waking up in cold sweats. Even today, strikers everywhere dream about matching your iconic scoring spree—though let's be honest, they're probably just dreaming.

From clinching multiple league titles and European glory to netting that unforgettable winning goal in the 1974 World Cup final for Germany—you've set standards higher than a Bavarian pretzel stack. Here's wishing you another year filled with joy as timeless as your legacy—and may every birthday cake slice hit its target like one of your classic finishes!