Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on August 25, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Gershon Koffie! From your early days dazzling fans with International Allies F.C. in Ghana to making waves across the pond with Vancouver Whitecaps FC in 2011, you've always had a knack for midfield magic. Your moves on the pitch are smoother than birthday cake frosting and sweeter than victory celebrations.

Here's hoping your special day is filled with as much joy as you brought to MLS stadiums—because let's face it, watching opponents chase after you was almost as entertaining as seeing them realize they couldn't catch up! Keep kicking goals (and jokes) wherever life takes you next.