Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on October 06, 1967)

Happy birthday, Glen Thomas! From masterful tackles at Fulham to your brilliant defensive moves with Peterborough United and Gillingham, you've always known how to protect a goal better than anyone guards their cake on birthdays. Each match you played became a timeless highlight reel—defenders today take notes from the Glen handbook of soccer wizardry!

Even as time ticks forward faster than an opponent down the wing, your legacy remains solidly intact like one of your classic clearances. So here's hoping this year brings fewer yellow cards (and candles) but plenty more laughter. Enjoy celebrating another fantastic rotation around life's pitch!