Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on March 22, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Glenallen "Spiderman" Hill! May your day be filled with joy—and absolutely no spiders. Your legendary arachnophobia may have earned you baseball's most memorable nickname, but it was your powerful swing and clutch hitting that truly made fans cheer.

From launching towering home runs to clinching the 2000 World Series championship with the Yankees, you've given us unforgettable moments on the diamond. Thirteen seasons of fearless play (well...except for those eight-legged creatures) prove you're a true hero in pinstripes.

Here's hoping today brings laughter and celebration—just keep an eye out for any surprise spider-themed birthday cakes!