Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on October 06, 1948)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Glenn Branca! May your day be filled with harmonious drones, delightfully unconventional guitar tunings, and enough volume to shake the neighbors awake. Your groundbreaking "Symphony No. 7" from 2011 still resonates—literally—in our ears, proving once again that repetition isn't just practice; it's genius.

And let's not forget your well-deserved unrestricted grant from the Foundation for Contemporary Arts in 2008. Clearly, they recognized brilliance when they heard it—or perhaps felt it vibrating through their bones! Here's wishing you another year of avant-garde adventures and sonic explorations loud enough to redefine birthdays forever.