Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on September 25, 1932)

Happy Birthday, Glenn Gould! May your day be filled with as much joy and precision as your legendary recordings of Bach's Goldberg Variations. Your mastery at the keyboard has inspired countless musicians—and baffled piano tuners everywhere.

From humming along passionately during performances to redefining classical music interpretation, you've truly set a high bar (or should we say "Bach-bar"?). Here's hoping this year brings you even more acclaim—though honestly, topping international fame for playing Johann Sebastian might require inventing new notes altogether!

Cheers to another harmonious trip around the sun; may it be pitch-perfect and delightfully eccentric like yourself!