Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on August 16, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Godfrey Oboabona! You’ve defended goals better than anyone defends cake at a birthday party. Ever since you rocked the pitch making your Nigerian national team debut in 2012 and then joined Çaykur Rizespor in 2013, attackers everywhere have learned you're harder to break down than grandma’s secret cookie recipe.

Indeed, from Nigeria's victorious Africa Cup of Nations run to those steadfast defensive performances with Caykur Rizespor, you've consistently proven yourself as solid as ever—keeping rivals away like someone guarding pizza slices during midnight snacks. May today bring you more victories both on and off that field!